And next upβ¦β¦ **HATCHETS ALL STARS!** πͺβ
A team packed with character, questionable confidence and enough GAA knowledge to keep the opposition on their toes! π
πͺ **IAN DOYLE β Team Captain**
The top table pulled a rabbit out of the hat with this one! Getting this buck to lead a team was no easy feat, but nobody would dare refuse to jump on board. His powers of persuasion could overcome obstacles that brute force couldn't. Heβs so clever that sometimes even he doesnβt understand a word he says! π
πͺ **JOHN BUTLER AKA THE HATCHET**
A tenacious corner-back from the 1980s. He was to hurling what David Clifford is to footballβ¦ except heβs recognised as a genius in Askamore! He had the poise of Muhammad Ali and the eye of Eric Cantona. His character is like a tree and his reputation like its shadow β the shadow is what WE think he is, but the tree is the real thing! π³π
πͺ **MICK DORAN**
βIf you control midfield, you control the gameβ β so naturally, Mick had to be brought on board! A man who plays the game with his head, with the legs merely acting as tools, and hands that could catch a homing pigeon from 50 yards! π¦π
With ice flowing through his veins, Mick won't be leaving his character in the dressing room β it'll be firmly on stage!
πͺ **EAMONN KINSELLA**
A man of his word, he'll make sure you know about that fiver you owe himβ¦ but fair play, heβs also got a great habit of getting people to dip into their pockets for his annual club fundraising! π°
With GAA blood running through his veins and a memory like no other, heβs the **Jimmy Magee of the squad**.
β οΈ **Opposition: consider yourselves warned!** β οΈ
**Hatchets All Stars β coming in hot! πͺπ₯**
π Saturday, October 17th
π Amber Springs Hotel
β° 8:00pm
ποΈ Tickets are β¬20 each and on sale now!
Stay tunedβ¦ more teams to be revealed! ππ₯